British
[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[ ] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell" a lot.
[ ] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast. (My English Breakfast. xD)
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] It's football...not soccer. (I call it the other way, but this one makes more sense.)
Total: 1
Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops.
[x] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[ ] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something.
Total: 3
Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces. (Sometimes)
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.(Well how would I know whether the one I've tasted is real or not?)
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some italian.
[ ] You are under 5'10''
[ ] You know what a italian horn is
[ ] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[ ] You talk with your hands.
Total: 2
Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally...
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[x] You know what platanos are.
Total: 4
Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[/] You get short tempered. (sometimes)
[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[ ] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[/] You can easily make do with the cold weather. (Sometimes)
Total: 2
Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[/] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Pattys day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland. ( I have family members that are Irish, but not from Ireland.)
[ ] You have blonde hair.
[/] You have/had freckles. (a few)
[ ] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 2
African American
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[x] You know how to shoot a gun
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 3
Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[/] You like rice a lot. (When it has something with it.xD)
[x] You are good at math. (Right now I am. :3)
[x] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[ ] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 2.5
German
[x] You like bread.
[ ] You think German Chocolate is good.
[ ] You Speak some German.
[ ] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2
Total: 3
Canadian
[x] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some french.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total: 3
American
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[/] You hate abortion. ( I don't like, it but I don't hate it either. Depends on the situation.)
[ ] But love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[x] You shop at walmart.
[x] You think this survey is rather EXTREMELY biased.
Total: 3.5
Result: Spanish. Aha.
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